America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
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Published on April 29, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
It has been reported on good faith by a democrat close to the Bush whitehouse, that for almost 4 years now President Bush has been secretly importing rare Mountain gorrilla poop and consuming it with english breakfast tea.

Nancy Pelsoi and harry reid express their outrage that the cost of avaition fuel being what it is, that the importation of gorrilla poop
is gross misconduct by the president, both supporting that President Bush should be happy and satisfied eating all the democrap poop they have been shovling the american public for the last 5 years.

The sky is falling, the sky is falling and its all Bushes fault says senator Chick N. Little.

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on Apr 30, 2005
Prs. Bush eats ColGene with English Breakfast Tea?? ;~D
on Apr 30, 2005
16 by Dabe's Depressed Daughter (Anonymous user)
Saturday, April 30, 2005


Dabe beats us kids with her cane b/c we love pres. bush.


all 11 of you?? oh my God the horror, the terror..
on Apr 30, 2005


Prs. Bush eats ColGene with English Breakfast Tea?? ;~D


Oh my.. I would never compare a gentleman like gene with gorrilla poop {innocent smile}
on May 01, 2005
thanks moderateman. good to be back.

tbt
on May 01, 2005
I just wonder if he washes his hands before he eats it?
on May 01, 2005
22 by MasonM
Sunday, May 01, 2005


just wonder if he washes his hands before he eats it


heck no, ya gotta keep dem hands dirty to get that earthy gorrilla poop flavor, heh
on May 01, 2005
Oh boy. Why do I always come across these articles after eating?

Here's a before I go vomit.
on May 01, 2005
I guess it takes shit to taste shit..err..something like that
on May 02, 2005
JU is like a box o chocolate, you never know whut yer gonna get,


Unless you're sitting next to Little_whip, then you know you won't get any!

(apologies to Letterman and th original joke's target, which was Roger Ebert).
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