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You really can't take the Ghetto out of the man
Published on August 28, 2007 By Moderateman In Current Events

So after chastising Mason for behaving badly IE: hitting a trucker that hit his truck and tried to escape, what did I do today?

Three guesses.

1.  I painted a picture that the grandmasters would be jealous of?

2.  I create cold fusion using sea water as a source?

3.  I put the smack down on someone at the supermarket?

Ok times up? what did you guess? If you guessed the top two you are a complete moron and get out of my blog! NOW!

I was in line and a younger man late 20's early 30's pushed me aside and said, "get outta my way ol man I'm in a rush" well I just saw this beautiful flash of red and griped him by the throat and politely said, wha? whodafuckyoutalkinto? at this point he was turning a lovely shade of purple when he tried to punch me, well at this point I lost what little reason I had left, Ippon nukite to the throat, and a seiken oy zuki to the temple, needless to say he folded like a used handkerchief. Security saw the event, so did patrons and the cashier, they arrested him to hold him for the police and I was told good job and sent home. Funny how that works when an 'old man' kicks a much younger mans ass huh?

ON further reflection I could have just stepped aside and am feeling rather foolish, this is no way for a 61 year old man to behave.


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on Aug 28, 2007
LOL. I nearly ended up in a fight at Blockbuster last week.

I will teach you how to piss people off without resorting to violence. Haha.

Sounds like you did a good job kicking his ass. And I'll bet he will be nicer to people now!
on Aug 28, 2007
I shall remember this story next time I see a 60+ guy at the supermarket that I just want to rush by. Not that I push people at all, but you can never be too careful. More people need decision making skills. "Does waiting behind this guy for 5 minutes fit better into my busy schedule than going to jail for 24 hours?"
on Aug 28, 2007
The Worlds Biggest IDIOT. ME!


OK, without reading the rest of the article yet. You won't get any arguments from me.   (<---- There's the smiley face just in case anyone misses it)

on Aug 28, 2007
Texas WahineAugust 28, 2007 15:18:54


LOL. I nearly ended up in a fight at Blockbuster last week.

I will teach you how to piss people off without resorting to violence. Haha.

Sounds like you did a good job kicking his ass. And I'll bet he will be nicer to people now!


I would love hearing his 'story' in jail, how I was this huge 20 years old that musta knew some kinda karate or something.
on Aug 28, 2007
(Citizen)JythierAugust 28, 2007 15:33:10


I shall remember this story next time I see a 60+ guy at the supermarket that I just want to rush by. Not that I push people at all, but you can never be too careful. More people need decision making skills. "Does waiting behind this guy for 5 minutes fit better into my busy schedule than going to jail for 24 hours?"


funny part of all this is, if he would have tapped me on the shoulder and said sir, I am in a rush would you mind if I got in front of you, I would have said "sure, go ahead".
on Aug 28, 2007
Hehe, I remember putting glue in the keyhole of a guys car when he jumped into a parking I had waiting a minute or so for the person to get out of then he and hsi friends look at me as if sayin "what you gonna do about it?". Call me an idiot as well for I left and never saw if the guy had problems with his door or not. Kinda defeats the point of punishment if you don't know if it worked.

Oh, BTW. Good job. They should give you a gift card or discount next time.
on Aug 28, 2007
"funny part of all this is, if he would have tapped me on the shoulder and said sir, I am in a rush would you mind if I got in front of you, I would have said "sure, go ahead"."

You're such a nice guy, MM!
on Aug 28, 2007
i don't think i would have grabbed him but the rest he wouldn't have gotten in front of me like that.


i have had older people think they have a right to be in front of me too. because they are handicapped and i don't look like i am. well the truth is i am handicapped the longer i stand the more i hurt. i don't mind little an older person in front of me but don't just assume you have more rights or pain than i do.
on Aug 28, 2007
daniel: Why don't you use the little motor-scooter?

on Aug 28, 2007
daniel: Why don't you use the little motor-scooter?


i leave that for someone who really needs it.
on Aug 28, 2007
Nice, MM. There's no strength like old strength Kids don't understand we've been here a while, and that on a lot of days, we may not be that attached to staying much longer (not that that's what you were thinking). That's a dangerous adversary is my point. Never mess with an older dude (I can't bring myself to call you "old" at a mere 60+

I second the "good job."
on Aug 28, 2007
(Citizen)CharlesCS1August 28, 2007 15:48:22


Hehe, I remember putting glue in the keyhole of a guys car when he jumped into a parking I had waiting a minute or so for the person to get out of then he and hsi friends look at me as if sayin "what you gonna do about it?". Call me an idiot as well for I left and never saw if the guy had problems with his door or not. Kinda defeats the point of punishment if you don't know if it worked.


keep old keys with you nothing harder to get out of a lock than an old key that has been broken off at the nub in a lock. Not that I would even have done that, it's just a um story I heard, yeh that's it a story.
on Aug 28, 2007
(Citizen)JythierAugust 28, 2007 15:48:26


funny part of all this is, if he would have tapped me on the shoulder and said sir, I am in a rush would you mind if I got in front of you, I would have said "sure, go ahead"."

You're such a nice guy, MM!


I am still trying to pay in little peices off my huge karmic debt.
on Aug 28, 2007
danielostAugust 28, 2007 15:53:44


i have had older people think they have a right to be in front of me too. because they are handicapped and i don't look like i am. well the truth is i am handicapped the longer i stand the more i hurt. i don't mind little an older person in front of me but don't just assume you have more rights or pain than i do.


I agree daniel, there are assholes in every religion, race, and age group.
on Aug 28, 2007
i leave that for someone who really needs it.


Like the elderly, in-pain people that you begrudge being in front of you in line? Haha.
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