Keep them upside down so they do not get rancid.
from Ben affleck:"It’s hard for me to have a respect for a guy who never held a job until he was 40."
where as an actor is just such a difficult job right ben?
from Alec Baldwin:
I know that's a harsh thing to say, perhaps, but I believe that what happened in 2000 did as much damage to the pillars of democracy as terrorists did to the pillars of commerce in New York City."
speaking about the 2000 election, in which the supreme court in its infinite wisdom AWARDED THE ELECTION TO THE WINNER not the whiner!
from George Carlin:"I especially like those terrorist fellows in the Middle East who run around blowing themselves up along with other people; they strike me as interesting guys. And pretty soon they’ll graduate from simple explosives to more interesting and sophisticated things like germs and chemicals. That will really be fun. Especially for a guy like me who enjoys chaos and disorder."
OF course if the terrorist nuked his home he would be pissed and demanding protection.
from Cher:I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy."
and you are what some kind of genius cause you can sing a little?
"If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?"
because these woman have way more smarts than you do cher?
from johnny depp:America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive."
"My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out."
This from a man that makes millions here in america and thinks the french are the height of culture.
from the Dixie chicks:Just so you know, we're ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas."
No more ashamed that you girls are american.
from eminem:"F--k money. I don't rap for dead presidents. I'd rather see the president dead. It's never been said, but I set precedents and the standards and they can't stand it. ... We as Americans. Us as a citizen. We've got to protect ourselves ..."
This is just a small sampling of the wit and wisdom of the celebrity left. I have created my own personal WHINE cellar, I started with the cheap inexpensive whines and will soon start to upgrade my whine list with more insightful, fruity and nutty full bodied whines.