America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
See I am being a pseudo intellectual.
Published on August 31, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
Best Movie Adaptations from Books:

1) "Dolores en mi cu lo .I did not read this book or see the movie but I want to seem well rounded in my reading.

2) "The Last tube of glue.-- be right back am huffing while I think.

3) "Fight Club" --I liked this book because it has sweaty men you know hitting each other.

4) "plant-potting" -- this is an excellent book on how to pot plants or how to plant pot plants. whatever.

5) "The Secret of moaning - based on a little known book "The Secret of the liberal moan," I read this cause my moaning has fallen on deaf ears recently.

Honorable Mentions: none except number 9 of the Conan the barbarian series where you know sweaty men are stabbing each other.

And now, the worst:

1) "The Black ZIT -- This horrible little zit on my nose has been plauging me for months can anyone help?

2) "The drooling Man" --this neat book gives many pointer on how to drool with no one seeing you wipe it on their furniture.

3) "upside Down" -- Did I mention the animation is terrible? It is.

4) "Charlie HUFFINGTON AND THE GLUE Factory. THIS is self explanatory.

5) "The Secret of surreptitious nose picking ,again self explanatory." --
Dishonorable Mentions: "Maneater," "Margaret+Juliet," "The piss of Avalon," and "The Clan of the kluxers."

Cheers.
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Comments
on Aug 31, 2005
sorry tex hadda do the bumpie thing.
on Sep 01, 2005
Funny Elie....