America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
Published on August 22, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
MM sits on the side of joeuser, with a sign propped against his knees.

Since there has been so much mention of "forum bumps" going on and how much it annoys some people. I have decided to aid
the members here.

My sign says "will bump for food" or cash.

So if you are having a hard time getting your blogs read or just have a huge ego and want to see your posts in the forums and stay there, write me and send cash or food donations to,

Moderateman.joeuser.com.

For a small fee I will make sure your posts remain prominent in the forums even if I have to comment under anonymous user names.

For more money I will personally guarantee that you too can get into the top 10 users and the top 10 blog sites.

So do away with that "bump" of your own and let me guide you through the landmine of popularity here on joeuser.

Soon you too will be admired and popular beyond your wildest dreams.

Men do you want women of joeuser to think you are a poet or well read?I can help!

Women do you want the men of joeuser to think you are sexy and intelligent? I can help.


Act today before the roles fill-up.

That's moderate man at joeuser.com that's moderate man at joeuser.com.

Act now!

Comments
on Aug 22, 2005
*Bump*
on Aug 22, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, August 22, 2005*Bump*


now that's funny.... lol
on Aug 22, 2005

now that's funny.... lol

Competition.

on Aug 22, 2005
Hey, I wanna work with ya! LOL Just tell me where to go to get paid! *L*

That's funny....

"So Moderate Man, how much does this exceptional service cost? I would like to be popular too!"
on Aug 23, 2005
Aw Elie, you're too much!!! You make a good spokesman too....what a concept!
on Aug 23, 2005
Reply By: msladydeathPosted: Monday, August 22, 2005Hey, I wanna work with ya! Just tell me where to go to get paid! *L*That's funny...."So Moderate Man, how much does this exceptional service cost? I would like to be popular too!"


I ummmmm work cheap, any lady that can glow with the name death attached to it, deserves the best. heh
on Aug 23, 2005
Reply By: foreverserenityPosted: Tuesday, August 23, 2005Aw Elie, you're too much!!! You make a good spokesman too....what a concept!


ya I am feeling kinda spunky and tired of trashing the left, so now I mix and match humor, with poems, with silly crap, thennnn every so often beat up some liberals. heh.

and NO TEX YOU ARE NOT A LIBERAL!!
on Aug 23, 2005
I ummmmm work cheap, any lady that can glow with the name death attached to it, deserves the best. heh


I think I'm... um.... Flattered? *L*
on Aug 23, 2005
#8 by msladydeath
Tuesday, August 23, 2005


ummmmm work cheap, any lady that can glow with the name death attached to it, deserves the best. heh


I think I'm... um.... Flattered? *L*


trust me, when I say, if I dis ya , you will know it. compliment yes.
on Aug 23, 2005
*blush* I haven't been flirted with for so long I didn't even reconize it! *L* Well thank you!
on Aug 23, 2005
10 by msladydeath
Tuesday, August 23, 2005


blush* I haven't been flirted with for so long I didn't even reconize it! *L* Well thank you


my wife says I am a world class flirt. she does not care if I flirt as long as you know I have a tatoo on my butt saying property of colleen the magnificent.
on Aug 23, 2005
I have a tatoo on my butt saying property of colleen the magnificent.


LOL! YOU GO GIRL!!! MARK YOUR MAN 4 LIFE!!!! *L*

my wife says I am a world class flirt


Ya know, I think all my ex's have told me that. Well, that and that I don't seem to realize I'm flirting *L*
on Aug 23, 2005
12 by msladydeath
Tuesday, August 23, 2005


have a tatoo on my butt saying property of colleen the magnificent.


LOL! YOU GO GIRL!!! MARK YOUR MAN 4 LIFE!!!! *L*

my wife says I am a world class flirt


Ya know, I think all my ex's have told me that. Well, that and that I don't seem to realize I'm flirting *L*


a great flirt just does it au natural... no real thought.. ask tex, she is a huge flirt. heh

hey tex??



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