DEMOCRATIC PORK used for the right reasons

Finally I can get behind the democrats on this one.

Published on August 11, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor

It seems attached to the highway and transportation bill, 6. 9 billion dollors have been set aside.

The democrats finally find a sound reason for spending so much money.

It seems the entire democratic party is going to get BRAIN and PERSONALITY transplants.

Comments

Dr Guy

on Aug 11, 2005

Wont help Boxer. You have to have something to transplant it into first.

Moderateman

on Aug 11, 2005

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, August 11, 2005Wont help Boxer. You have to have something to transplant it into first.

it might if they use the brain of a chimp. heh

Dr Guy

on Aug 11, 2005

it might if they use the brain of a chimp. heh

Yea, who would notice the difference?

Moderateman

on Aug 11, 2005

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, August 11, 2005it might if they use the brain of a chimp. hehYea, who would notice the difference?

the chimps ol lady would notice that her mate was really acting stupid.

lololololo

Dr Guy

on Aug 11, 2005

the chimps ol lady would notice that her mate was really acting stupid.

lololololo

Sorry, my bad for disrespecting the Chimp lady.

DeanWasRight

on Aug 15, 2005

But isn't W still using the chimp's brain?

Dr Guy

on Aug 15, 2005

But isn't W still using the chimp's brain?

With a name like that, I would say you cornered the market on the chimp's brains.

latour999

on Aug 15, 2005

It seems the entire democratic party is going to get BRAIN and PERSONALITY transplants.

You want to have the government pay for brain and personality transplants? sounds a lot like Universal Healthcare to me

Moderateman

on Aug 16, 2005

Reply By: latour999Posted: Monday, August 15, 2005It seems the entire democratic party is going to get BRAIN and PERSONALITY transplants. You want to have the government pay for brain and personality transplants? sounds a lot like Universal Healthcare to

shhhhhhh do not tell any of the righties here, but I am for universal heath care.

I will deny ever saying this if asked.

Moderateman

on Aug 16, 2005

Reply By: DeanWasRightPosted: Monday, August 15, 2005But isn't W still using the chimp's brain

yep he is chimp brain and all he still outsmarted the left.

unc3415

on Aug 16, 2005

Aren't the first requirements of a brain and personality "transplant" the presence of a brain and personality in the first place?

latour999

on Aug 16, 2005

shhhhhhh do not tell any of the righties here, but I am for universal heath care.

I will deny ever saying this if asked.

your secret is safe with me

Moderateman

on Aug 16, 2005

Reply By: latour999Posted: Tuesday, August 16, 2005shhhhhhh do not tell any of the righties here, but I am for universal heath care.I will deny ever saying this if asked.your secret is safe with me

whewwwwwww I do not have to turn in my republican card... yayyyyyyyy

Moderateman

on Aug 16, 2005

Reply By: unc3415Posted: Tuesday, August 16, 2005Aren't the first requirements of a brain and personality "transplant" the presence of a brain and personality in the first place?

naw ted, they can borrow some excess personality from the right, brains too.

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