At first the rebellion seemed non-threatening, but soon it grew.
The ranks started to swell, Demands were made, at first reasonable then when those demands were met, more and more demands were forthcoming.
They seem to be never satisfied. No matter how much I gave in it was never enough.
I started noticing a change in behavior, slinking around, and meetings that seemed to go silent whenever I entered the room.
To make sure I was reading the signs of insurrection correctly I spoke with my most trusted advisor. It was not me my advisor said there seemed to be an uprising happening, some kind of coup-de-ta .
I knew it was only a matter of time before weapons MUST be used.
Carefully I plotted to bring the insurrection under control, I knew I only has one change to do this right.
I picked out my weapon carefully, trying to use the weapon that would cause the least harm, knowing I had other weapons at hand if it became necessary to use them.
Slowly I watched for the opportunity to use it.
Then it came; I launched my missile at the ringleader, direct hit, the ringleader went running from the room followed by her aide-de camp.
Order was restored now, and all it took was my willingness to use a weapon of mass destruction.
Damn cats, floating a bed pillow at them showed them who ruled here.