Military finds use for pigs blood.

A little dab will do it!

Published on July 21, 2005 By Moderateman In War on Terror

Yes finally the ultimate weapon to use against terrorist, the new military will all be issued one ounce of pig blood daily to dip there bullets in.

This will deny entrance to Muslim heaven, no virgins for you bud!

This cost effective item that is NOT against any geneva convention, is not a weapon of mass destruction and will be effective after a large publicity campaign broadcast in 112 languages for one month before use.

If you want to go to Muslim heaven, do not fight our troops, you know whats comming.

I think this is a kind way to give the monsters pause about war with us.

don't you?

Comments

Daiwa

on Jul 21, 2005

But that's SO politically incorrect, Mod.

Cheers,
Daiwa

drmiler

on Jul 21, 2005

that's SO politically incorrect, Mod.

Cheers,
Daiwa

Who really cares?

Moderateman

on Jul 21, 2005

Reply By: DaiwaPosted: Thursday, July 21, 2005But that's SO politically incorrect, Mod. Cheers,Daiwa

yeh yeh yeh so is blowing yourself up in public places.

Moderateman

on Jul 21, 2005

Reply By: drmilerPosted: Thursday, July 21, 2005that's SO politically incorrect, Mod. Cheers,DaiwaWho really cares?

not me doc, I have been tired of P.C. forever now.

ParaTed2k

on Jul 21, 2005

Oh, but what an insult to pigs!! ;~D

Moderateman

on Jul 21, 2005

Reply By: ParaTed2kPosted: Thursday, July 21, 2005Oh, but what an insult to pigs!! ;~D

heh, but I talked to the pigs and they hate the terrorist as much as I do.

Texas Wahine

on Jul 21, 2005

heh, but I talked to the pigs and they hate the terrorist as much as I do.

Hahhahhaahahaha...nice...so the pigs are willing to sacrifice themselves to fight terrorism? Will their families be receiving death benefits?

Moderateman

on Jul 22, 2005

Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Thursday, July 21, 2005heh, but I talked to the pigs and they hate the terrorist as much as I do.Hahhahhaahahaha...nice...so the pigs are willing to sacrifice themselves to fight terrorism? Will their families be receiving death benefits?

yep the pigs go to heaven and get to play with the 72 virgins the terrorist missed out on. eh eh eh eh

drmiler

on Jul 22, 2005

yep the pigs go to heaven and get to play with the 72 virgins the terrorist missed out on. eh eh eh eh

Damn, I don't think I'd even know what to do with 72 "virgins".

Heck when I was still in school the definition of a virgin was an ugly 3rd grader.

Moderateman

on Jul 22, 2005

Reply By: drmilerPosted: Friday, July 22, 2005yep the pigs go to heaven and get to play with the 72 virgins the terrorist missed out on. eh eh eh ehDamn, I don't think I'd even know what to do with 72 "virgins". Heck when I was still in school the definition of a virgin was an ugly 3rd grader.

baaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha cute doc, never heard that description before. lol

drmiler

on Jul 22, 2005

That's just cause your an "old" fart!

And btw Elie, the definition has changed since I was in school. I have been informed that it's now an ugly kindergardener. Sad ain't it?

Moderateman

on Jul 23, 2005

And btw Elie, the definition has changed since I was in school. I have been informed that it's now an ugly kindergardener. Sad ain't it?

gotta say more than sad, down right disgusting.

drmiler

on Jul 23, 2005

And btw Elie, the definition has changed since I was in school. I have been informed that it's now an ugly kindergardener. Sad ain't it?

gotta say more than sad, down right disgusting.

Actually, your right. It was sad enough when it was an ugly 3rd grader. But when a kindergardener gets thrown in to the mix it becomes downright gross!

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