America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
here we go again..
Published on May 24, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
Todays poll results show that 75% of americans make up 3/4ths of the total population.

50% of americans are democrats and the other 50% are human.
37% of america agrees with president Bush and the other 63% are idiots.
100% of americans on social security agree they want more dough, NOW!
4 out of every 5 moderates from either party have given up and moved to bimini.

and this ends todays scientific poll.

Comments
on May 24, 2005
More "lies, damn lies, and statistics?"

Just kidding!!
on May 24, 2005
48% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
on May 24, 2005
#1 by Shovelheat
Tuesday, May 24, 2005


More "lies, damn lies, and statistics?"

Just kidding!!


just some results from the polls col G spouts
on May 24, 2005
2 by NJforever
Tuesday, May 24, 2005


48% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


then 52% are really poll results? no way.. wait let me poll myself... 57 % of me disagrees with you..29% agrees and 14% don't know.
on May 24, 2005
Okay, well I just polled myself as well and got completely different results. (36% disagrees with me, 62% disagrees with you and 2% agree we need more beer). I'm on my way out to get more...
on May 25, 2005

75% of americans think Dean is an idiot.

on May 25, 2005
Reply By: dynamasoPosted: Tuesday, May 24, 2005Okay, well I just polled myself as well and got completely different results. (36% disagrees with me, 62% disagrees with you and 2% agree we need more beer). I'm on my way out to get more...


nice to see another nutjob around here with a sense of the absurd.. heh
on May 25, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Wednesday, May 25, 200575% of americans think Dean is an idiot.


I am pretty sure that was a strict DEMOCRAT poll or the results would be MUCH higher