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A couple new universal LAWS
Published on May 5, 2005 By Moderateman In Misc
No member of any race may marry a member of the same race.

No member of any religion may marry a member of the same religion.

Any children of any marriage Must be brought up in a religion NOT represented by either of the parents.

Let a century pass and we will all be the same color, and have diverse religious backgrounds.

This will end racisim, and religious fanatics.

What do you guys think of my solution.?

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on May 05, 2005
Who would really want to pet a lawyer?
on May 05, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005I think putting them in a petting zoo would work better .. free the animals and put lawyers on exhibit.They bite.


if they bite then they can stay bizy sueing each other, finally a use for lawyers that leave the rest of us alone. ha!
on May 05, 2005
Reply By: foreverserenityPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005It might work, but there definately would be some people defecting all around


the penality for not adhearing to these new laws would be death.. short and sweet. they find you guilty, they march you outside and blow a hole in your head, then charge the cost of the bullet to your family.

ewwwwwww
on May 05, 2005
Reply By: MasonMPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005Who would really want to pet a lawyer?


sure, with gloves.. and a sanitary spray nearby. lololololo
on May 05, 2005
Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.


My sons' a lawyer
on May 05, 2005
Sorry to hear that Manopeace. Won't hold it against you, I'm sure you raised him as best you could.
on May 05, 2005

Whats gonna happen to Matzo Balls and Gefilte Fish? Oy...how can you say these things

Hmmmmm!  Now you are talking real Southern Cooking!  You may be salvageable as a Northerner yet!

on May 05, 2005

My sons' a lawyer

he gets special dispensation for being the son of a Saint!  We catholics can do that!

on May 05, 2005
he gets special dispensation for being the son of a Saint! We catholics can do that!


Bless you!
on May 05, 2005
You may be salvageable as a Northerner yet!


I ain't no Yankee
on May 05, 2005
Sounds like a good way to start a number of religious and/or racial wars, starting at the family level....
on May 05, 2005
I ain't no Yankee


Let me teach you about BBQ and Grilling, so no one south of DC will ever know you spent time north of there!
on May 05, 2005
Sounds like a good way to start a number of religious and/or racial wars, starting at the family level....


Well, most families do not posess WMDs......

Unless you count my sister!
on May 06, 2005
Find a way to restrain the little rogue nation and the big rogue nation to stop genocide, then everything will be fine in the world.
on May 06, 2005
Find a way to restrain the little rogue nation and the big rogue nation to stop genocide, then everything will be fine in the world.


If we could do that, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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