The Perfect solution for all the worlds problems

A couple new universal LAWS

Published on May 5, 2005 By Moderateman In Misc

No member of any race may marry a member of the same race.

No member of any religion may marry a member of the same religion.

Any children of any marriage Must be brought up in a religion NOT represented by either of the parents.

Let a century pass and we will all be the same color, and have diverse religious backgrounds.

This will end racisim, and religious fanatics.

What do you guys think of my solution.?

Comments (Page 1)

Manopeace

on May 05, 2005

Whats gonna happen to Matzo Balls and Gefilte Fish? Oy...how can you say these things

Gideon MacLeish

on May 05, 2005

Mod,

I think you've become an American liberal. Please email myrrander for your membership card.

MasonM

on May 05, 2005

I have a counter proposal. A world-wide Mind Your Own Damned Business law.

This law would make it illegal to poke your nose into the business of anyone of a different nationality, race, creed, color, or religion. This would include any form of persecution, insult, or recipe theft.

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

HOw about we abolish all laws that do not infringe on other's rights, period. I can swing my fist only up to and not including the point of your nose.

Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.

MasonM

on May 05, 2005

Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.

Wouldn't that be harmful to the cesspool?

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

Wouldn't that be harmful to the cesspool?

We would have to change the laws about toxic dumping.

Moderateman

on May 05, 2005

#1 by Manopeace
Thursday, May 05, 2005

Whats gonna happen to Matzo Balls and Gefilte Fish? Oy...how can you say these things

they become a universal food. simple.

Moderateman

on May 05, 2005

2 by Gideon MacLeish
Thursday, May 05, 2005

Mod,

I think you've become an American liberal. Please email myrrander for your membership card.

Naw just want an end to all this strife because of color and religion.

Moderateman

on May 05, 2005

#3 by MasonM
Thursday, May 05, 2005

have a counter proposal. A world-wide Mind Your Own Damned Business law.

This law would make it illegal to poke your nose into the business of anyone of a different nationality, race, creed, color, or religion. This would include any form of persecution, insult, or recipe theft.

not bad , but my idea would really put the bizy bodies out of buisness FOR GOOD.

Moderateman

on May 05, 2005

#4 by Dr. Guy
Thursday, May 05, 2005

HOw about we abolish all laws that do not infringe on other's rights, period. I can swing my fist only up to and not including the point of your nose.
Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.

another good idea doc, but still mine would solve things. period, no more religious wars. no more racists. yayyyyyyy

Moderateman

on May 05, 2005

#5 by MasonM
Thursday, May 05, 2005

Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.

Wouldn't that be harmful to the cesspool?

yes it would I can see american liberals screaming for "cesspool rights" hahahahahahaha

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

another good idea doc, but still mine would solve things. period, no more religious wars. no more racists. yayyyyyyy

No more freedom, no more liberty. Big brother. 1984.

Moderateman

on May 05, 2005

6 by Dr. Guy
Thursday, May 05, 2005

Wouldn't that be harmful to the cesspool?

We would have to change the laws about toxic dumping.

I think putting them in a petting zoo would work better .. free the animals and put lawyers on exhibit.

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

I think putting them in a petting zoo would work better .. free the animals and put lawyers on exhibit.

They bite.

foreverserenity

on May 05, 2005

It might work, but there definately would be some people defecting all around!

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