Much clearer titles needed
Harry Reid now known as the senate minority leader will hence forth be known as the senate WHINEORITY leader, also new initails will be added to his name,H.I.P. {Help I'm Powerless}
Nancy Pelosi no longer satisfied with the title of house minority leader will now Have the initials C.O. added to her name, her full title will be Nancy Pelosi Chief Obstructionist.
The elder statesman Ted kennedy will have the initials D.B.M.I.D. added to his name Don't Bother me I'm Drunk.
Howard Dean the leader of the D.N.C. will now take the additional title of elga {even losers get ahead}
Hillery Clinton the projected fronrunner for the 2008 presidential race for the democratic party, will have the initials, I.M.L.A.M.I.L. added to her name {If My Lips Are Moving I'm Lieing}
John Kerry will now have a new nickname in the senate no longer will he be known as hanoijohn kerry but now as Benidict Arnold Kerry.
I sincerly hope this clears up any confusion about some members of the Democratic Party.