America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
Read at your own risk
Published on April 24, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
Hello everyone, my name is moderateman and I am a pointsaholic.

It all started quite innocently, I was looking for something to do with my extra time, when I decided to blog.

I first tried some sites that were rightwing, but even I could see I was not conservative enough for them.

I then tried some sites from the left, but all I could see there was about the election.

Articles on the left site where kind of like this “BUSH, BUSH, LIAR, COWARD, and CHENEY EVIL MONEY GRUBBER. RUMSFELD WARMONGER, bush bush bush bad bad evil wrong, wrong wrong.

I decided that was not for me as I wanted some fair and balanced thinking.
I stumbled into joeuser just by happenstance.

So I posted my first article and LO And BEHOLD, points appeared by my name, it was exciting to say the least.
Soon I was posting more articles and the points started adding up, I started to really enjoy seeing my name on articles and the points! The glorious points.

I knew I was starting to have a problem because of the points, soon my craving for points became all I could think about, points I needed more points, in ever increasing quantities.

Then came the magic day when I saw my site listed among the top 10 most read sites, BUT I DID NOT CARE, All I wanted was the points, I thought and dreamed about points, lots of points.

Soon I was unable to sleep as my brain kept inventing new ways to feed my point HABIT!
Eating became a chore because it took me away from my quest for more and more points.
I stopped bathing and having sex in my all consuming drive for more points, bigger points shiny points all powerful points.

Well I am here now to tell you, being a pointsaholic is not a nice thing, soon I was selling my possessions for more points, then came the day when I became homeless, my last possession to go was my computer, then as fast as it started, it stopped… NO MORE points. I became more withdrawn and somber, my hands constantly shook from point deprivation, and the food I would steal from the dumpsters caused me to poop myself and gave me cramps.

I have been point free now for 11 years, but the craving is still there, silent, deadly and patient waiting for my first slip so I can go once again crashing to the earth.

I am warning mothers and fathers, do not let your children grow up to be pointwhores.


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on Apr 24, 2005
geeeze I thought this was hysterical. not one comment? danggggggggggggggg
on Apr 24, 2005
Hello, my name is Zoo and I'm a recovering pointwhore...you wouldn't believe the things I did for those next 5pts. Then I needed 10, 20, 50pts and so on and so on everyday until I sought help. Though every once in awhile I have to take a hit, but not as much as I used to.

~Zoo
on Apr 24, 2005
Reply By: Zoologist03Posted: Sunday, April 24, 2005Hello, my name is Zoo and I'm a recovering pointwhore...you wouldn't believe the things I did for those next 5pts. Then I needed 10, 20, 50pts and so on and so on everyday until I sought help. Though every once in awhile I have to take a hit, but not as much as I used to.~Zoo


nice to see others have suffered from my dread disease.. just remember one day at a time,,, easy does it.
on Apr 24, 2005
, giggles on a Sunday, my oh my, what on earth will happen next???
on Apr 25, 2005

Hi, My name is Guy {Hi Guy}

I am a Points Whore {You can break the addiction, Guy}

I dont want to, so give me all your points!!!!

Muuuhhhahahahahahaha

on Apr 25, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, April 25, 2005Hi, My name is Guy {Hi Guy}I am a Points Whore {You can break the addiction, Guy}I dont want to, so give me all your points!!!!Muuuhhhahahahahahaha


no you can't have em.
on Apr 25, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, April 25, 2005Hi, My name is Guy {Hi Guy}I am a Points Whore {You can break the addiction, Guy}I dont want to, so give me all your points!!!!Muuuhhhahahahahahaha


no you can't have em.
Reply By: TrudygolightlyPosted: Sunday, April 24, 2005, giggles on a Sunday, my oh my, what on earth will happen next???


I like gigglies , I think it's a 7 day a week kind of experence.
on Apr 25, 2005
I too am a recovering point whore, I have since taken up needle point and ship-in-a-bottle building....

The shame of it all is that by responding I am feeding both of our addictions......
on Apr 25, 2005
Mod,

Shame on you for presenting points whoring as a BAD thing! Points whores are loud and proud (although, I have failed lately: I plummetted out of the top ten blog sites and was unable to stop the plunge)! It is anti-points whore bigots like you who keep us from achieving to our fullest potential!
on Apr 25, 2005

Shame on you for presenting points whoring as a BAD thing! Points whores are loud and proud (although, I have failed lately: I plummetted out of the top ten blog sites and was unable to stop the plunge)! It is anti-points whore bigots like you who keep us from achieving to our fullest potential!

Here Here!  Power to the PWs!

on Apr 25, 2005
I'm Mike, and I've been fighting a losing battle against the PW epidemic. At first I had no clue what those numbers meant, but over time I slowly figured out the point value of certain actions, and then extended that knowledge to the sorts of topics give me the most points. I have resisted so far, going down into the deep dark hole of PWdom. My points are few, but they're quality points.

Screw points, I'm more concerned with article counts and ranking (Through some insane chance I managed to get to the #10 blog spot here... how the hell did that happen?)
on Apr 25, 2005
Har, har, Elie, I love it! You guys are "nuts" and as PW's hog it all, you deserve every bit of it!
on Apr 25, 2005
Screw points, I'm more concerned with article counts and ranking (Through some insane chance I managed to get to the #10 blog spot here... how the hell did that happen?)


Oh, so you are a closet PW, eh? Ah ha! Now you are outed!
on Apr 25, 2005
Reply By: DynosoarPosted: Monday, April 25, 2005I too am a recovering point whore, I have since taken up needle point and ship-in-a-bottle building....The shame of it all is that by responding I am feeding both of our addictions......


nothing like a nic e co-dependent relationship...
on Apr 25, 2005
Reply By: Gideon MacLeishPosted: Monday, April 25, 2005Mod,Shame on you for presenting points whoring as a BAD thing! Points whores are loud and proud (although, I have failed lately: I plummetted out of the top ten blog sites and was unable to stop the plunge)! It is anti-points whore bigots like you who keep us from achieving to our fullest potential!


now this is funny.. thanx gid for taking my sillyness to new heights.
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