Straight from the new websters liberalnary
Free speech, real meaning… I get to call you names, lie, and in general be a total ass; you are not allowed to respond.
Fair and balanced, real meaning… I get to tell my side of the story; you just shut up and take your lumps you nazi pig!
Open-minded, real meaning…my opinion is right and if you do not stfu, I will use an ax to open your mind.
Attack politics, real meaning…. Anything you say that disagrees with me is an attack.
Understand the common man, real meaning…. I say hello to my gardener, maid and chauffer every morning.
And last but not least:
This administration, real meaning… I wish it was my job, but it's not so I complain as much as possible and turn the words “this administration” into a swearword.