America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
Fun with Hanoijohn and Hillery
Published on April 3, 2005 By Moderateman In Politics
Here you go finally a pre school primer for teaching the children of liberals how to read.

They are using an old primer updated, the elder among us might remember “fun with Dick and Jane” and since the liberals do not have any real original thoughts anymore they copied the format from this old book.


See Hillary try to run, run, run, run. See Hillary lie, lie, lie.

See Hanoi john, flip-flop- flip-flop-flip flop. See Hanoi john lose, lose lose, lose.

Watch Ted drink, booze, booze, booze. Watch Ted drown a woman, drown, drown, drown.

See Al Gore screech, screech, screech, See Al Gore foam at the mouth, mouth, mouth,

Watch Howard Dean, destruct, destruct, destruct, Listen to dean ehaw, ehaw, ehaw.

See the Democrats whine, whine, whine, whine, Watch the Democrats plot, plot, plot.

This is a very good primer for liberal’s children to get them ready for the real world where people pay attention and see them for who they really are.

Comments
on Apr 03, 2005
Watch Howard Dean, destruct, destruct, destruct, Listen to dean ehaw, ehaw, ehaw.


is "ehaw" how you spell the infamous scream? I have been wondering how to properly spell that...

Whoa, I'm asking for spelling advice from Moderateman...When did I get to the Twighlight zone?
on Apr 03, 2005
Reply By: latour999Posted: Sunday, April 03, 2005Watch Howard Dean, destruct, destruct, destruct, Listen to dean ehaw, ehaw, ehaw.is "ehaw" how you spell the infamous scream? I have been wondering how to properly spell that...Whoa, I'm asking for spelling advice from Moderateman...When did I get to the Twighlight zone?


laughing... thanx...... there are several spellings for this.. there is the souther states eeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaa... then the texas.heeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww then the usual eeeeee haw or ehaw..


lmao
on Apr 03, 2005
Hmmm...and should we have our children learn Grammar and Punctuation by emulating our "beloved" president.

"It will be he's and I's responsibility … to secure the nation …"
-George Bush, in a nominating speech
January, 2005

"We need to get rid of the needless paperwork that makes our economy -- that is a drag on our economy, to make sure our economy is the most competitive in the world."
-George Bush, in a White House News Conference"
Nov. 4, 2004

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
-George Bush, as reported in Newsweek, March 5, 2001

"Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about — when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
George Bush, on Hardball, MSNBC May 31, 2000

Yikes...makes me a bit embarassed to be a West Texan...lol
Just couldn't help sharing a few Bush-isms...that wacky Dubya...
on Apr 04, 2005
Reply By: InBloomPosted: Sunday, April 03, 2005Hmmm...and should we have our children learn Grammar and Punctuation by emulating our "beloved" president. "It will be he's and I's responsibility … to secure the nation …"-George Bush, in a nominating speechJanuary, 2005"We need to get rid of the needless paperwork that makes our economy -- that is a drag on our economy, to make sure our economy is the most competitive in the world." -George Bush, in a White House News Conference"Nov. 4, 2004"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."-George Bush, as reported in Newsweek, March 5, 2001 "Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about — when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." George Bush, on Hardball, MSNBC May 31, 2000 Yikes...makes me a bit embarassed to be a West Texan...lolJust couldn't help sharing a few Bush-isms...that wacky Dubya...


good ones inbloom, President bush sure can mangle the english language, while hanoijohn kerry IS a much better speaker, more refined, a terrific command of the english language, Oh wait, a majority of people elected the bad speaker. hmmmmmmmmmm
on Apr 04, 2005

Yikes...makes me a bit embarassed to be a West Texan...lol
Just couldn't help sharing a few Bush-isms...that wacky Dubya...

Why?  You are not the presidents keeper.  Simply put, he mis-states as do I.  And I would say most of us.  But because he is president, it is recorded for future ridicule.

I once knew a guy that could not say a complete sentence.  He sounded like W.  But as I got to know him, I found out he was the smartest guy I ever met.  His problem?  His brain worked faster than his mouth.

on Apr 04, 2005
~Yikes...makes me a bit embarassed to be a West Texan...lol~

~Why?  You are not the presidents keeper.~

Relax...I said this only tongue in cheek... I may not care much for Dubya...but his colorful remarks have given me some good laughs these past few years...

I do agree that many people's brains work faster than their mouths...I am one of those.... As for Bush being this way, well...the jury is still out on that one...
on Apr 04, 2005
I do agree that many people's brains work faster than their mouths...I am one of those.... As for Bush being this way, well...the jury is still out on that one...


I did not mean you could not hold the opinion that Bush is a dunce, nor do I know if he is that smart. ALl I was asking was why you would feel responsible for him. We had a clown from Va. you might have heard of. Name of Chuck Robb. Seems he was doing a lewinsky with a former Miss America. Was I embarrased by him? Nope, but we booted his sorry A** out too.

BTW: If you have not heard of Chuck Robb, maybe you have heard of his in-laws. LBJ and Lady Bird?