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stop the madness.I just want to help
Published on March 25, 2005 By Moderateman In Politics
1. Admitted we are powerless over our emotions and out brains have melted,.

2.came to believe we can do no wrong and if we listened, moderateman can restore us to sanity.

3.Made a decision to turn thinking over to moderates so we can understand life.

4.Made a searching and moral inventory of our ethics and found we have none.

5.Admitted to moderateman the exact nature of our wrongs against him.

6.we became entirely ready to have moderateman remove these defects of character.

7.humbly asked moderateman to remove our short commings, many they are.

8.Made a list of all transgressions against moderateman and begged for his forgiveness.

9.Made direct amends to moderateman and delight in his forgiveness

10.Continued to make personal inventory and admit when we are wrong, which is most of the time.

11.Sought throught prayer and MEDICATION to improve our contact with moderateman and pray that he bestows his great wisdom on us.

12. having had a spiritual awakening we now try to carry moderatemans great wisdom and love to other lost liberals and pratice being kind till it becomes real.

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on Mar 25, 2005
Moderateman, are you going to be serving Jamiacan blue coffee at your meetings? If you are I am ready to surrender;; :}

on Mar 25, 2005
For you michele my belle... anything.
on Mar 25, 2005
Pick up da damn phone chele..
on Mar 25, 2005
3.Made a decision to turn thinking over to moderates so we can understand life.


Why is it that moderates are better than everyone else, and people on the far left/right are worse?
on Mar 25, 2005

Why is it that moderates are better than everyone else, and people on the far left/right are worse?

They are not.  They are just more moderating.

on Mar 25, 2005
They are not. They are just more moderating.


I don't know, Moderateman can get pretty angry sometimes...well...a lot
on Mar 25, 2005
I don't know, Moderateman can get pretty angry sometimes...well...a lot


Shhh! He might hear you.
on Mar 25, 2005
2.came to believe we can do no wrong and if we listened, moderateman can restore us to sanity


How on Earth could Moderateman restore someone to sanity? Don't you usually need sane people to do that?
on Mar 25, 2005
How on Earth could Moderateman restore someone to sanity? Don't you usually need sane people to do that?


Shock Treatment! Bzzzzzt!
on Mar 25, 2005
Reply By: latour999Posted: Friday, March 25, 20053.Made a decision to turn thinking over to moderates so we can understand life.Why is it that moderates are better than everyone else, and people on the far left/right are worse?


don't know, you have any ideas??
on Mar 25, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 25, 2005Why is it that moderates are better than everyone else, and people on the far left/right are worse?They are not. They are just more moderating.


don't forget MODEST too, bahahahahahahahaha
on Mar 25, 2005
Reply By: latour999Posted: Friday, March 25, 2005They are not. They are just more moderating. I don't know, Moderateman can get pretty angry sometimes...well...a lot


yep I can get pretty pissy, but am working on that as I type. truly I am
on Mar 25, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 25, 2005I don't know, Moderateman can get pretty angry sometimes...well...a lot Shhh! He might hear you.


lmao... you crack me up my friend.. thank you for doing that.

elie
on Mar 25, 2005
Reply By: TheFazzPosted: Friday, March 25, 20052.came to believe we can do no wrong and if we listened, moderateman can restore us to sanityHow on Earth could Moderateman restore someone to sanity? Don't you usually need sane people to do that?


sane???? me??? ummmmmmm to be truthfull I might have a loose screw.,. playing with 51 cards, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I am sharp as a bowling ball, and when you roll my brains down the side of a razorblade, it looks like a bb rolling down a 6 lane highway. lol
on Mar 25, 2005

don't forget MODEST too, bahahahahahahahaha

Well that too!

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