Spent the day Whacking off, now I am exhausted

Published on February 28, 2005 By Moderateman In Misc

After not being able to whack off the growth in my yard due to being to ill to do so, I spent most of today whacking off the excess growth and evening out the shrubery.

Sure does'nt take long for me to run out of energy these days.

Maybe I will have to hire someone to do landscaping, and keep all the growth cut back so my yard is once again beautifull.

Comments (Page 1)

greywar

on Feb 28, 2005

Sure does'nt take long for me to run out of energy these days.

Yeah... I remember in my youth when I could whack all day long without getting tired...

philomedy

on Feb 28, 2005

The sad thing is, I'm still unsure if this is innuendo or not...

Moderateman

on Feb 28, 2005

Reply By: greywarPosted: Monday, February 28, 2005Sure does'nt take long for me to run out of energy these days.Yeah... I remember in my youth when I could whack all day long without getting tired...

yeh me too greywar... as a teenager I could whack off all day and never miss a stroke.

Moderateman

on Feb 28, 2005

Reply By: PhilomedyPosted: Monday, February 28, 2005The sad thing is, I'm still unsure if this is innuendo or not...

me??? innuendo?? naw..........

Shovelheat

on Feb 28, 2005

Maybe I will have to hire someone

I wonder what good whack offs go for these days?

Manopeace

on Mar 01, 2005

Maybe I will have to hire someone

OMG...if you hire someone to whack off in your garden, is the person called a hor ticulturist?

Gimpyone

on Mar 01, 2005

I hear tell that a good whack job should be done in long slow strokes so as not too miss any spots, they should be done cheap but not easy...

Moderateman

on Mar 01, 2005

Reply By: ShovelheatPosted: Monday, February 28, 2005Maybe I will have to hire someoneI wonder what good whack offs go for these days?

will check this out and get back to you with a price list.

Moderateman

on Mar 01, 2005

Reply By: ManopeacePosted: Tuesday, March 01, 2005Maybe I will have to hire someoneOMG...if you hire someone to whack off in your garden, is the person called a hor ticulturist?

good one mano!! nice to see ya still around my friend

Moderateman

on Mar 01, 2005

Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Tuesday, March 01, 2005I hear tell that a good whack job should be done in long slow strokes so as not too miss any spots, they should be done cheap but not easy...

there is a lot of illegal alien labour here, I probably have to supervise them so they do not rush.

philomedy

on Mar 01, 2005

there is a lot of illegal alien labour here, I probably have to supervise them so they do not rush.

Trust me, sir. We foreigners do not rush.

foreverserenity

on Mar 01, 2005

MMM, (tongue in cheek)....make sure if you hire someone, they've got all bases covered....or should that be, cover all bases...

JillUser

on Mar 01, 2005

This cracked me up and made me think of Michigan appropriate versions involving snow blowing

Gideon MacLeish

on Mar 01, 2005

Yeah...our house hadn't been inhabited for about four years, so we've been doing a LOT of whacking off since we moved in!

Moderateman

on Mar 01, 2005

Reply By: foreverserenityPosted: Tuesday, March 01, 2005MMM, (tongue in cheek)....make sure if you hire someone, they've got all bases covered....or should that be, cover all bases...

never whack off with a tool that is not properly covered and oiled so the tool is at optimum performance

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