Liberal Memo Leaked containing New Fight song.

The top 15 songs being considered By the democrats

Published on February 19, 2005 By Moderateman In Politics

My Heart Cries For You by Ray Charles
Because you lost so many elections
I know it hurts

All I Could Do Was Cry by Etta James
Theresa Kerry after Hanoi john got his ass whipped

Cried Like A Baby by Bobby Sherman
John Edwards after he realized he was out of a senate job and was not going to be vice-president

Cry Baby by Garnet Mimms & the Enchanters
The entire Democratic Party, throughout the elections

Cry Baby Cry by The Angels
George bushes advice to Hanoi john after Ohio election results

Cry Like A Baby by The Box Tops\
Howard dean after his meltdown

Cry Me A River by Joe Cocker
The entire leftwing of the Democratic Party after Georges resounding victory

Cry To Me by Betty Harris
Theresa Kerry to hanoijohn as she was breast feeding him

Crying by Roy Orbison
What the democrats specialize in

Don't Cry Out Loud by Melissa Manchester
Advice given to the liberals from moderate Joe leiberman

It's Time To Cry by Paul Anka
Thinking about the upcoming elections in 2006

Keep Me Cryin' by Al Green
What I do to liberals most everyday

Your Ma Said You Cried In Your Sleep Last Night by Kenny Dino
Hanoijohn Kerry’s father said the morning after he lost.

Think I'll Go Somewhere and Cry Myself To Sleep by Al Martino
What Ted Kennedy said after opening his big mouth before the successful Iraqi elections

I'm Sorry I Made You Cry by Connie Francis
What my wife wants me to say when I hurt liberals little feelings with the truth.

This memo was leaked to rolling stoned rolling Paper Company; it is a list of why the liberals cry so much and their reasons.

Comments

whoman69

on Feb 19, 2005

Not to be outdone the Republicans have come out with their own brand of standards:

Lies by the Thompson Twins
I think this says it all

Don't Do Me Like That by Tom Petty
gonna tell you lies, cut you down to size

Taken In by Mike and the Mechanics
A Karl Rove favorite

Take it on the Run by REO Speedwagon
If that's the way you want it, baby

Its the End of the World as We Know It by REM
a tournament of lies. offer me solutions, offer me alternatives

Blowin' In the Wind by Bob Dylan
How many times can a man turn his head, and pretend he just doesn't see

I Started a Joke by the Bee Gees
I started a joke, that started the whole world crying

For What It's Worth by Buffalo Springfield
There's something happening here, what it is aint exactly clear

Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

Sounds of Silence by Simon and Garfunkle
hello darkness my old friend

Moderateman

on Feb 20, 2005

good ones... see creative disagreements can be fun, if you do not take things too serious.

drmiler

on Feb 20, 2005

Here's a one liner for us republicans.

"We are the Champions"!!!! by Queen

ProgressiveUSA

on Feb 20, 2005

'moderateman' do you *ever* bother with facts?

Or are your posts all ad hominem all the time?

There's got to be more to you than that

whoman69

on Feb 21, 2005

Here's a one liner for us republicans.

"We are the Champions"!!!! by Queen

Is that some obscure Jeff Gannon reference?

Moderateman

on Feb 21, 2005

Reply By: ProgressiveUSAPosted: Sunday, February 20, 2005'moderateman' do you *ever* bother with facts?Or are your posts all ad hominem all the time?There's got to be more to you than that

your AD HOMINIM attacks on me FIlled with VITROLIC HYPERBOLE are getting tiresome. YOU must have better things to do than annoy a FAIR minded moderate like me. Use your powers for good instead of evil.. come back to the light. Join the winners leave, the whiners. Try to understand that not all things are what they seem. and you really take yourself much to serious.. maybe some medications to stop your mood swings, or some sex to take take the edge off. either way get some help fast and stop these purile behaviors.

Gideon MacLeish

on Feb 21, 2005

progressive,

With all due respect, moderate did keep the Republican songs as well (good job, whoman)...it's pretty much bipartisan sniping. Let's enjoy it for what it is!

(note to mod: I suppose "don't cry" by G N' R would be too ballsy, eh?).

Deference

on Feb 21, 2005

Or are your posts all ad hominem all the time?

Don't bother asking Progressive,
"Moderateman" has been Fox - Zombified (technical term for this sickness is Zombias Foxus Dumbasses), he thinks his rabid rants are "fair and balanced", and yeah, nearly all of them are simple ad hominem attacks disguised as some actual argument. To be just, this recent post wasn't one of them.

My other favorite forms of "argument" sported by current administration supporters are the "dictionary" tactic and the "turnabout is fair game ploy".

The dictionary tactic: Claim your entire argument is based on the strength of your dictionary backing up the defn. of a word then argue that because someone can't prove you wrong that you've won the argument.

The turnabout ploy: Apply your opponent's argument against itself even when it isn't apt. Hey, at least you said something, and nobody's going to bother to retort to such a pitiful reply so your ego can rest safely, knowing you got the last word.

...last but not least, you can tell when someone has been "Fox - Zombified" when they are thoroughly convinced they are within the mainstream conciousness of America and that the conventional wisdom of America is correct all of the time but only when ruled by a majority of Republicans.

The symptoms of this sickness are as follows:

* repeated use of tactics described above

* repeated suggestion to democrats that their party become just like yours so that you never have to put up with opposition anymore

* increased support of administration even after finding out programs you benefit from are being cut so tax cuts to the rich may continue, you don't mind, 'cause, hey, someday you're going to be rich too! (....r -i - i - i -i -i - ght...) Oh, yeah, and the all the rich "earned" it just like you if you work hard enough - remember, how much money you have determines how good a person you really are

* love the fact that the current administration picks on small inept dictatorships and fully support the "Patriotic Effort" despite the lies told to sell the war and the lack of similar follow - up tough action with those bigger countries that actually will retaliate with WMD's

* you "Walk with the Lord" just like the pres. but do not regularly attend church or abide by your denomination's practices

* Complain that Democrats cry but simply can't take criticism of the current administration's actions / policies or your views no matter how valid it might be

This disease is debilitating to the victim and to all his social relationships but can be cured incrementally via independent filtering of a variety of news media and an intensive 12 - Step anti - mind control program. Additional symptoms to be displayed soon by violent Zombias Foxus Dumbasses bloggers.

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