Radical New medical proceedure

The far left and right shall benifit from this?

Published on December 23, 2004 By Moderateman In Humor

Wanting to be fair {meaning poking fun at everyone} I have started a fund for this new medical preoceedure.

Send money to www.doctor I.C. clearly.org/american medical assc.

The proceedure is clearly most radical,and could be dangerous as well as usefull to many.

Its used for those people so rooted in there ways to view things more clearly.

First the stomach is cut open and some intestines and the stomach itsself made smaller, then a pane of clear glass is inserted in the abdoman. This allows people that have there heads shoved so far up there rectum to now see the world thru the stomach
The glass is everclear and is gaurnteed to never fog over.....

So when you see someone holding there shirt or blouse up there NOT flashing you, they are just trying to see things more clearly.

This proceedure is to be used by those of the far right and left so maybe we can all come a litle closer together.

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