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Published on August 31, 2006 By Moderateman In Surgery

 Western Medicine sucks! I have a growth on the outside of my pinko toe{named after the far left} about the size of 1/2 a golf ball

Hurts like hell too. Went to my G.P. Doctor he said "wow that's interesting" "I have no idea what it is", He called a foot Dr. while I was in room, the foot Dr. says give him massive shot of antibiotic's, ever have a massive shot of antibiotics? It is this thick stuff they shoot in your "hip" {read ass}hurts like hell, makes leg numb and puts a knot on your "hip" {read ass} the size of a small orange, Ok I am exaggerating, but not by much.

Today I got see the specialist, She says "wow that's interesting" I think "here we go again"

She has no idea what it is either, but ventures a guess, a bacterial infection that has settled in my foot.

So here I sit with orders to finish my course of antibiotics keep my foot elevated and take lots of painkillers, double my morphine to 120 milligrams extended release and 60 milligrams immediate release.

So My foot hurts like hell and I am utterly stoned.

I called My sponsor and check with him what to do, he said drug as ordered.

I thought I would share this because right about now I could use several "poor babies" many hugs and kisses from the ladies. Manly hugs but no kisses from the men.


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on Aug 31, 2006

Btw staff where is my over seven thousand points on my score that "joe the Jew Leibernman " garnered?

There MINE AND I WANT EM!!

on Aug 31, 2006
Here's a big one for you (((((((Elie)))))))))))))! Hope they'll be able to eventually figure it out! That's modern meds for you, they can't even figure out what's going on! Smooches, feel better!
on Aug 31, 2006
Your pinko toe?
That's the sh*t!



I hope it passes quickly.
on Aug 31, 2006

That's the sh*t!

Hell yes it is!

I had to be taken to the doc yesterday as well, Elie.  They thought I was having a heart attack.

I'm so sorry that that your foot is infected and you're in pain.  Do what your sponsor and the doctor say, though.  Take the medications; they wouldn't prescribe them for you if they thought you didn't need it, and you're responsible about taking meds.  Don't worry about anything but getting better. 

I love you, ModMan.  

(((((ELIE)))))

on Aug 31, 2006
Smooches, feel better


(Citizen)foreverserenityAugust 31, 2006 20:20:12Reply


yum almost all better... {[[[[donna}}}
on Aug 31, 2006
(Citizen)DeferenceAugust 31, 2006 20:34:15


Your pinko toe?
That's the sh*t!


Thanx def, I thought you and sus would appreciate my jest.
on Aug 31, 2006
(Citizen)dharmagrlAugust 31, 2006 20:57:02


I had to be taken to the doc yesterday as well, Elie. They thought I was having a heart attack.


ain't life grand?
what was it?

{{{{{{{{{{D}}}}}}}
on Aug 31, 2006

xoxoxoxoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hope you're feeling much better quickly MM,   poor baby!  I know pain is a stinker!

the antibiotics should help get rid of an infection,  be interesting to hear what it is!!

Take care!

on Aug 31, 2006
double post
on Aug 31, 2006
(Citizen)TrudygolightlyAugust 31, 2006 21:44:43Reply


hope you're feeling much better quickly MM, poor baby!


thank you trudy..
on Aug 31, 2006
poor baby - xxx - ooo

My Husband says, "tell him when he's in the shower to "pea" on it. I said, "no - I'm not telling him that."
He says urine can cure athletes foot - you have nothing to lose. I don't know. (I can't believe I'm typing this).

He's alot of fun - but if his feet are itching - I'm not taking a shower with him.
on Sep 01, 2006

"Wow that is interesting."

Bear hug for you Elie!  Hope it gets better.  I have had those AB shots!  And you are accurate in your description!

on Sep 01, 2006
Ah poor baby! (((((M))))))

~puts your foot up on a soft pillow and goes to make your favorite snack~

Seriously, do as the Dr ordered. Foot infections are nothing to mess with. You need those feet!
on Sep 01, 2006

Reply By: feisty_in_ohioPosted: Thursday, August 31, 2006
poor baby - xxx - ooo

My Husband says, "tell him when he's in the shower to "pea" on it. I said, "no - I'm not telling him that."
He says urine can cure athletes foot - you have nothing to lose. I don't know. (I can't believe I'm typing this).

He's alot of fun - but if his feet are itching - I'm not taking a shower with him.

I have an infection on the inside of foot under the skin. pee ain'y gonna do nothing but turn my foot yellow. heh

on Sep 01, 2006

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, September 01, 2006
"Wow that is interesting."
Bear hug for you Elie! Hope it gets better. I have had those AB shots! And you are accurate in your description!

 

thanx doc, and my "hip" {read left butt cheek} is still sore.

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