Strange thoughts, Are they contagious?

Published on August 14, 2006 By Moderateman In Humor

I thought I would just post an article for nothing but weird and strange thoughts that go through a persons mind.

My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar?

Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there?

What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man?

I don't want an answer btw, just a strange thought that you have.

Comments (Page 2)

Trudygolightly

on Aug 14, 2006

Why do men have balls? Did the powers that be thought their penis would look better with a couple of bags hanging beside it?

Or, since touching men's balls gives some sort of pleasure, maybe they are mini breasteses! (spelling deliberate

Moderateman

on Aug 14, 2006

#14 by dharmagrl
Mon, August 14, 2006 7:51 PM

Elie, your poop is that color and consistency because you're having a GI bleed. The digested blood is what's making it black. Make yourself an appointment with your doctor asap!

it's just once in a while it happens Dharma, I am on top of all my health issues, thank you for your concern though.

Moderateman

on Aug 15, 2006

#18 by little-whip
Tue, August 15, 2006 08:17 AM

mY POOp floats.

it don't StiNk, eitHer.

That's not a weird thought whip, that's a statement.

Now if you were to say, "I look in the toilet and watch my poop float and wonder could I build a life raft out of it"

that would be cool.

ntisafron

on Aug 16, 2006

Now that u've mentioned it,I wonder why chums stink so much?

Moderateman

on Aug 16, 2006

20 by ntisafron
Wed, August 16, 2006 08:37 AM

I wonder why chums stink so much?

Chum? as in fish bait?

foreverserenity

on Aug 16, 2006

Now if you were to say, "I look in the toilet and watch my poop float and wonder could I build a life raft out of it"

that would be cool.

ROFL!!!

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