Strange thoughts, Are they contagious?

Published on August 14, 2006 By Moderateman In Humor

I thought I would just post an article for nothing but weird and strange thoughts that go through a persons mind.

My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar?

Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there?

What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man?

I don't want an answer btw, just a strange thought that you have.

Comments (Page 1)

SanChonino

on Aug 14, 2006

As a counter, why is poop sometimes flourescent green? What the heck causes that?

Why do old ladies spend so much money on a huge doll collection that remains in boxes in the basement?

Why do Brits (and their ex-colonies, excluding the good ol' EEUU) drive on a different side of the road from the rest of the world?

Is the earth really hollow like those weird people believe? Link here for the curious.

That's what I've been thinking lately. Well, just since reading your list.

Gimpyone

on Aug 14, 2006

I always wondered since size DOES matter, why all guys umm ya know whatsaren;t the perfect 9 inches :}
Hmmmm, I always wondered why we have to poop. seems like a waste of time, eat to fill up and poop to let out the waste. SEems to me, you spend more energy pooping than you do consuming the food that will be turned over to poop. Just an endless cycle I tell you

Moderateman

on Aug 14, 2006

Whew!! Glad to see I am not the only one that has strange thoughts running around in my head.

Dr Guy

on Aug 14, 2006

If Iron makes you blood red, why does it make your poop green? Are our bowels rusting?

Moderateman

on Aug 14, 2006

There are interesting questions here, and I am happy to see NO ONE TRYING to answer them, this blog is for thoughts not solutions.

Moderateman

on Aug 14, 2006

If you swallow a watermelon seed, in the summer and drink alot of water will you crap a watermelon?

Dr Guy

on Aug 14, 2006

If you swallow a watermelon seed, in the summer and drink alot of water will you crap a watermelon?

Would you want to?

If I plant a potato bud in my ear, can I grow one? If I dont clean my ear?

Trudygolightly

on Aug 14, 2006

My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar? God MM! That's a red flag! a warning signal! Please tell your doctor?! better just go see him.

Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there?

Without having read the other comments yet, I hate to think what might be written....ok, here goes, WHO would let it? Depending on woman's age, perhaps it would get flushed out at monthly cycle? Oh, this is just too weird.

What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man?

They haven't seen me angry with a can of "Bug-Stop" , one in each hand...

Trudygolightly

on Aug 14, 2006

Reply By: ModeratemanPosted: Monday, August 14, 2006
There are interesting questions here, and I am happy to see NO ONE TRYING to answer them, this blog is for thoughts not solutions.

OOPS!! Sorry!!

Trudygolightly

on Aug 14, 2006

If gasoline is high priced in summer cause of demand, then drops in autumn when the driving season is over and there's less demand, wouldn't it seem that there's leftover gasoline from autumn for the next summer season??

Why is there 8 hotdog buns in the pkg, with 10 hotdogs in that pkg.?

Why are the good tv shows on at night when most of us are battling kids, housework, laundry, and are tired? Can't they put them on during the daytime and run daytime crud after midnight?

Why do people try to fix what ain't broke?

If I build a better mousetrap will I catch a higher class mouse?

Moderateman

on Aug 14, 2006

#8 by Trudygolightly
Mon, August 14, 2006 6:01 PM

My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar? God MM! That's a red flag! a warning signal! Please tell your doctor?! better just go see him.

I will make an exception and say, My liver is bad and it affects my bowel movements. Thanx for your concern though .

foreverserenity

on Aug 14, 2006

Why do men have balls? Did the powers that be thought their penis would look better with a couple of bags hanging beside it?

Or, since touching men's balls gives some sort of pleasure, maybe they are mini breasteses! (spelling deliberate!)

I can't think of any other right now I"m laughing too hard at your other comments here!

Dr Guy

on Aug 14, 2006

Why do men have balls?

Balls Said The Queen! If I had to, I would be king! The king laughed. He had to.

dharmagrl

on Aug 14, 2006

Elie, your poop is that color and consistency because you're having a GI bleed. The digested blood is what's making it black. Make yourself an appointment with your doctor asap!

Trudygolightly

on Aug 14, 2006

Balls Said The Queen! If I had to, I would be king! The king laughed. He had to.

God! I've been up since yesterday morning at 8 bells! and I'm so freaking tired it took me a couple of times reading this to get it!!
LOL, this is too much!

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