Warrior Women! Enough Already!

Ya can't swing a dead cat without women in armour getting in the way

Published on March 28, 2006 By Moderateman In Philosophy

While I adore women, women of all kinds and body types, big boobs,. little ones, small women amazon women {ok get the point?}

In the last 20 or so years we have seen the emergence of women as warrior babes, while I love looking at a gorgeous women in tight slinky pelts and such, I DO NOT want one watching my back in times of war, It was hard enough for a man to handle a sword let alone some skinny babe with wrists as think as a small chicken bone, swinging to to and fro.

While I do not doubt there was the very very occasional woman that could swing a sword I am sure she was not a size 2, totally not a scar anywhere to see, with skin as smooth as a babies butt.

While I know fantasy is just that, there is some things I just cannot let by. I started watching dragon king, dark kingdom last night, and yep there she was, tall, blond, skinny in a wolfs pelt, never been beat in battle, PLEASE!!!!

Do not even get me started on Xena warrior babe.

Superman, yep here came superwoman.

Batman, along came bat-girl in super tight outfits.

ENOUGH ALREADY WITH WOMEN GOING off to war, fighting the good fight, all so she can turn all girly at the last moment and have what else? A MAN rescue her.

Comments (Page 1)

Dr Guy

on Mar 28, 2006

My Wife was pissed that they bumped Stargate for that, so we did not watch it.

foreverserenity

on Mar 28, 2006

! Elie, you've got me giggling here! I love a man to rescue me anytime and I do really like macho guys (with heart and not full of themselves) but sometimes we need those Amazon Warriors. I saw the series last night too, it's interesting so far.

I guess they have to get with the times and include women. We can do it but we still love to be all girly and swoon in your arms, at least I love to be!

Moderateman

on Mar 28, 2006

1 by Dr. Guy
Tuesday, March 28, 2006

My Wife was pissed that they bumped Stargate for that, so we did not watch it.

sheeesh doc, grow some and demand your fix of women in tight slink outfits!

Moderateman

on Mar 28, 2006

#2 by foreverserenity
Tuesday, March 28, 2006

I would be honored to rescue you ANYTIME donna, {as long as mr. donna says ok}

Trudygolightly

on Mar 28, 2006

Wow, loved this article MM! had me giggling too! and ditto to what Forever says, I too love to be girly and swoon...and all that stuff!

Remember though, waaaaaaaaaaaay back we had Annie Oakley, and many other western female heroines...I know, you'd rather see "Kitty" ( Amanda Blake) than Annie O., still isn't there something cool about a babe that can shoot like a guy, ride a horse, and swim like a fish?

Moderateman

on Mar 28, 2006

Reply By: TrudygolightlyPosted: Tuesday, March 28, 2006Wow, loved this article MM! had me giggling too! and ditto to what Forever says, I too love to be girly and swoon...and all that stuff! Remember though, waaaaaaaaaaaay back we had Annie Oakley, and many other western female heroines...I know, you'd rather see "Kitty" ( Amanda Blake) than Annie O., still isn't there something cool about a babe that can shoot like a guy, ride a horse, and swim like a fish?

yes there is, but annie oakly was ugly as a train wreck.

Dr Guy

on Mar 28, 2006

sheeesh doc, grow some and demand your fix of women in tight slink outfits!

{Falsetto} Sure! Easy for you to say.

Locamama

on Mar 28, 2006

I'm all for butt kicking females. I don't know how realistic it is but it's still entertaining.

Now go sit down before I have to hurt you!

(Are you scared?)

Dr Guy

on Mar 28, 2006

Now go sit down before I have to hurt you!

(Are you scared?)

Given one of your latest articles - YES!

bakerstreet

on Mar 28, 2006

I don't mind it as long as it is realistic. The problem is the women in most of these productions are caked in makeup, can't fight to save their lives, etc. I have even seen "warrior women" in fantasy art with... get this... tan lines. I forget if it was Frazetta or which, but I've seen it more than once. Some woman swinging a sword that no man could lift, topless in the middle of a battle, hair obviously professionally done and tan lines. Oh, and don't get me started on the artists who paint them with a bikini wax...

The scantily clad thing is a dead give away, anyway. The last thing you want in a real battle, or just out in the woods, for that mater, is your private parts exposed. I guess it doesn't sell to the 12 year olds, though, when the lady is wearing real armor...

Moderateman

on Mar 28, 2006

Reply By: LocamamaPosted: Tuesday, March 28, 2006I'm all for butt kicking females. I don't know how realistic it is but it's still entertaining. Now go sit down before I have to hurt you! (Are you scared?)

sitting!!!!!

yes I am!!

and I am telling!!!

colleen??? she scared me!!!

Moderateman

on Mar 28, 2006

Reply By: BakerStreetPosted: Tuesday, March 28, 2006I don't mind it as long as it is realistic.

and the is the crux of my bitchfest,

dynamaso

on Mar 28, 2006

I don't know, there is something about those leather-clad beauties that gets my blood pumping. It called 'fantasy' for a reason, you know

Dr Guy

on Mar 28, 2006

It called 'fantasy' for a reason, you know

Shhh! My wife is listening!

Moderateman

on Mar 28, 2006

13 by dynamaso
Tuesday, March 28, 2006

don't know, there is something about those leather-clad beauties that gets my blood pumping. It called 'fantasy' for a reason, you know

but enough is enough already! if I se one more 115 pound girl swing a broadsword and cut 4 men in half i am going to scream,

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