#13 by Dr. Guy Tuesday, September 06, 2005

from the extinction of the dinosours { HOw do he get a quart of oil out of one of those little raptors? Must be real greasy eating.

simple doc, one word from george and they upped and died then squeezed themselves into a puddle of oil.

17 by little_whip Tuesday, September 06, 2005

hear Bush is also responsible for the heartbreak of psoriasis and that annoying rectal itch. Be afwaid, be werry, werry, afwaid. (the world needs more fwaids anyway.)

I wive in feaw of his mighty stwength.. I heaw he is about to destroww cweveland.

From the study done by the Air Force in 1996 called

Air Force 2025
Volume 3

Executive Summary

In 2025, US aerospace forces can "own the weather" by capitalizing on emerging technologies and focusing development of those technologies to war-fighting applications. Such a capability offers the war fighter tools to shape the battlespace in ways never before possible. It provides opportunities to impact operations across the full spectrum of conflict and is pertinent to all possible futures. The purpose of this paper is to outline a strategy for the use of a future weather-modification system to achieve military objectives rather than to provide a detailed technical road map.

A high-risk, high-reward endeavor, weather-modification offers a dilemma not unlike the splitting of the atom. While some segments of society will always be reluctant to examine controversial issues such as weather-modification, the tremendous military capabilities that could result from this field are ignored at our own peril. From enhancing friendly operations or disrupting those of the enemy via small-scale tailoring of natural weather patterns to complete dominance of global communications and counterspace control, weather-modification offers the war fighter a wide-range of possible options to defeat or coerce an adversary. Some of the potential capabilities a weather-modification system could provide to a war-fighting commander in chief (CINC) are listed in table 1.

I wonder why the amatuer conpiracy theroists haven't latched on to this yet?

that annoying rectal itch.

I'm gonna Sue him!!!!!

That's it, my disability is all Bush's fault too!! Anyone with the power to conjure hurricanes would have no problem causing my infirmaties!!! Dabe, Colon Gene, Kingbee, Myrrander... Sign me up on the Bush Bash Bus!!!!!!! ;~D

No might at all till he turns that Sheehan woman into a pillar of salt

Never happen, he'll call forth two she bears from the woods to maul her. Or cast her from a tower and the dogs will lap her blood. Ya know, whatever.

Secret Squirel:

A high-risk, high-reward endeavor, weather-modification offers a dilemma not unlike the splitting of the atom. While some segments of society will always be reluctant to examine controversial issues such as weather-modification, the tremendous military capabilities that could result from this field are ignored at our own peril.

You gotta check out my satire of this very weapon and those who have exposed it!! Link

Bush Bash Bus

Now say that 3 times fast!

19 by Secret Squirell (Anonymous user) Tuesday, September 06, 2005

I wonder why the amatuer conpiracy theroists haven't latched on to this yet?

I just did!!! it's all an evil republican plot to own the world hahahahahahahahahahaha

#21 by ParaTed2k Tuesday, September 06, 2005

That's it, my disability is all Bush's fault too!! Anyone with the power to conjure hurricanes would have no problem causing my infirmaties!!! Dabe, Colon Gene, Kingbee, Myrrander... Sign me up on the Bush Bash Bus!!!!!!! ;~D

ya me too... except I Have it on good word that the bus will be swallowed up, as george the magnificent waves his hand and command the earth to crack open right underneath the offending bus.

24 by Dr. Guy Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Bush Bash Bus Now say that 3 times fast!

bushbashbus, bushbashbus bushbashbus.... now that? heh...

Reply By: Spc Nobody SpecialPosted: Tuesday, September 06, 2005No might at all till he turns that Sheehan woman into a pillar of saltNever happen, he'll call forth two she bears from the woods to maul her. Or cast her from a tower and the dogs will lap her blood. Ya know, whatever.

no self respecting bear would let that foul peice of liberal garbage pass its lips.

bushbashbus, bushbashbus bushbashbus.... now that? heh...

Copy and pasting is not kosher!

Well here's hoping The Prophet Bush doesn't unleash a quake on Vancouver; you've seen the thousands of Junkies there, Modman, and can appreciate if their supply ever gets cut via natural disaster they will be most ill-tempered.

30 by David St. Hubbins (Anonymous user) Tuesday, September 06, 2005

hi david long time no see name.. nope the mighty bush will continue to wreck havoc on america till the public votes republican in every election, heh