Sure when your husband or boyfriend is away I am pulled out of the drawer and put to use, then when you are done USING ME,
you put me away.
There are times when I am your best friend, I take the place of your lover, you confide in me, sometimes when no one is here I hear you crying.
Do you ever take me anywhere? If you do you keep me hidden in the reaches of your purse or luggage.
Its a huge thing when you decide to finally change my worn out batteries. You never change them for me though, only for your own selfish pleasure.
I get to see a side of you most men never see, I visit some nether regions that no man has ever been to.
Sometimes you feel I am not enough, so you take my brother Little bob out to play, that makes me jealous by the way.
I never get tired, unlike your lover does. I can keep on going and make you reach heights no man can match.
Just once would it kill you to tell me you love me?
signed, B.O.B.