Villians

super ones at that.

Published on June 17, 2005 By Moderateman In Blogging

I am tired today, beaten down, so I thought maybe some entertainment is in order for me.

If you were a villian what kind of villian would you be?

here I will start, I would be a professional killer for hire, MY name would be sureshot, MY weapon of choice would be a .50 cal. barrett rifle will hollowpoints packed with fuminate of mecury.

My speciality would be a political assassin.

My fee is one million dollars plus expenses.

I work alone.

Comments (Page 2)

Dr Guy

on Jun 17, 2005

He'll be Professor Chaos and I'll be General Disarray. We'll wear tin foil costumes with soup can lid accents and go about causing confusion and destroying earth, in tiny increments, of course.

Now want to be realistic? Like who is going to believe that!

Gimpyone

on Jun 17, 2005

Lma DR Guy.. I should have typed it this way.. BAT GIRL.. not batgirl..

Lets just say I lost my temper with a person a few years back, happened to have a bat in my car, took my revenge out on her car ( she deserved it) I got caught did my penance . there is more to the story but tht is the funny part, my new nickname that is .. BAT girl

Gimpyone

on Jun 17, 2005

Dr Guy

on Jun 17, 2005

Yes maam! yes Maam! Can I get you a cup of tea Maam?

Mod is always right! And you are too! yes Maam! Can I help you in any way?

(Mod, help me! Please! I did not know! you are my only hope Obi Wan Kanobi!)

Moderateman

on Jun 17, 2005

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, June 17, 2005Lma DR Guy.. I should have typed it this way.. BAT GIRL.. not batgirl..Lets just say I lost my temper with a person a few years back, happened to have a bat in my car, took my revenge out on her car ( she deserved it) I got caught did my penance . there is more to the story but tht is the funny part, my new nickname that is .. BAT girl Yes maam! yes Maam! Can I get you a cup of tea Maam?

lmao, I had to go through the aftermath with her, the judge was not impressed by her "skills with a bat"

michele is all of 5 ft and sweet as can be doc.

Moderateman

on Jun 17, 2005

Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Friday, June 17, 2005Hahhaha...well, while watching South Park last night, Adrian and I decided on our Halloween costumes for this year.He'll be Professor Chaos and I'll be General Disarray. We'll wear tin foil costumes with soup can lid accents and go about causing confusion and destroying earth, in tiny increments, of course.

yer even sweet as a villian,sheeeshhhhhhhh

latour999

on Jun 18, 2005

I would be some sort of communist guerilla superhero. My weapon would be an AK-47 and the blinding light of socialism, which shines on the darkness and lies of capitalism. I would also have the ability to start guerilla movements and have a large following of proletarians fighting to remove their chains.

And I would get a time machine and reveal Lenin's last testament so Stalin doesn't take power. Hopefully Trotsky won't fuck everything up...

Moderateman

on Jun 18, 2005

Reply By: latour999Posted: Saturday, June 18, 2005I would be some sort of communist guerilla superhero

you already are latour, in writing at least. heh heh heh

Dr Guy

on Jun 18, 2005

And I would get a time machine and reveal Lenin's last testament so Stalin doesn't take power. Hopefully Trotsky won't fuck everything up...

Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. Trotsky would have been as bad.

ShadowWar

on Jun 18, 2005

My name would be "Shadow" I would work from the shadows and use stealth and distance as my tools. Sniper, poison, knifes and technology are my trade. I would work for only tose morally (my morals) right and only for those that have been truely wronged. I would live in the night, and no one would be able to hide or run far enough.

No super powers, military training is my background, doing things for the Gov none of you want to believe goes on. But we need.

Shhhhhh was that a shadow or not? If you think not, its to late...

Moderateman

on Jun 19, 2005

Reply By: ShadowWarPosted: Saturday, June 18, 2005My name would be "Shadow" I would work from the shadows and use stealth and distance as my tools. Sniper, poison, knifes and technology are my trade. I would work for only tose morally (my morals) right and only for those that have been truely wronged. I would live in the night, and no one would be able to hide or run far enough.No super powers, military training is my background, doing things for the Gov none of you want to believe goes on. But we need. Shhhhhh was that a shadow or not? If you think not, its to late...

my kind of hero.... that's why I choose what I choose to be also.

dynamaso

on Jun 20, 2005

Ah, but how do any of you know I'm not already a villian

But seriously folks... I'd be an old-time villian, somewhat like the Pink Panther, who steals from the impossibly rich by being cunning, slealthy and planning ever nuance of the job. I'd build me an island hideaway and surround myself with beautiful, scantily clad minions. I'd call myself something like starting with 'Mr...', as in 'Mr. X' or 'Mr. Mystery'.

Cheers,

Maso

foreverserenity

on Jun 20, 2005

MMMmmmm, let's see...first I thought how about acomputer virus...that would be the wickedest villain of all time wouldn't it? Able to wipe out any and everything known to man by hitting them where it hurts....tadumdumdum.....their computer software and all information that's computerized!

Now since we're talking about a person, well, I guess I would be Mystique from the Xmen series. I hope I spelt her name right! She can shape-shift into anything or anyone. Bhawwwahahahaha....almost like a virus! Hey, she's gorgeous and can change clothes at the drop of a hat!

Moderateman

on Jun 20, 2005

#27 by dynamaso
Monday, June 20, 2005

Ah, but how do any of you know I'm not already a villian

naw ya come across as to damn nice maso. yer not a villian.

Moderateman

on Jun 20, 2005

#28 by foreverserenity
Monday, June 20, 2005

Now since we're talking about a person, well, I guess I would be Mystique from the Xmen series. I hope I spelt her name right! She can shape-shift into anything or anyone. Bhawwwahahahaha....almost like a virus! Hey, she's gorgeous and can change clothes at the drop of a hat!

a shape shifter? now that's cool, and would mean you could tighten up yer,,,,,, never mind.. heh heh heh

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