America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
This is not for the faint hearted
Published on May 9, 2005 By Moderateman In Misc
After spending time growing mammouth sunflowers, spending time taking all the seeds out, drying them , spraying them with a very light salt water solution, and roasting them in the oven, all this is very time consuming and not for the fainthearted.

Watching you eat the fruits of my labor and seeing the content on your face as you swallow them, just fills me with joy.

Nothing better than home made stuff. NOTHING>



Ps if you thought this was a "dirty" thing and read it to be voyouristic, shame on you!!

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on May 11, 2005
Just don't be the sort who is wasteful and scatters the fruits of your labor all over the place. You'd be surprise how many people one sees that can't even seem to hit their loved one's mouth


Coffee on the keyvoard via my nose.....thanks, Baker!!! Seriously, that was hilarious!

As for dudes not spitting, well...we don't squirt something that tastes like warm, salty ivory dishoap down y'alls throats. For some of us chicks, it's a case of spit or gag.....which would you prefer?
on Nov 15, 2006
Mod, I love the title--mind if I borrow it for a poem. I've been inspired.

Johnny
on Nov 15, 2006
we don't squirt something that tastes like warm, salty ivory dishoap down y'alls throats


HHmmm...Ive knowm a couple of girls that have straight up flooded me. Quite interesting the first time it happens.
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