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Elieeeeeeee my new car won't startttttttt
Published on May 4, 2005 By Moderateman In Personal Relationships
So the phone rings with that special ring of my wife, I answer like a good hubby and hear.. elieeeeeeeeee my new car won't startttttt.............

I say breath honey, now look down, is the gearshift in park?

she answers ummmmm no in a small voice, then she starts laughing, so do I,

Put your gearshift in park honey, she did. I ask did it start?
she says yes dear and adds "you are going to torture me about this ar'nt you? I answere .
Why yes, yes I am.

women, got to love em, can't live with em, can't deep freeze em .. "

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on May 04, 2005
I couldn't get my car to start or the wheel to turn. I had no idea what was wrong with my car. Did I call my bf? Nope, he knows less about cars than I do. I called my daddy. I didn't know steering wheels locked up. I didn't see it as my fault, but he laughed at me anyway.
on May 05, 2005
camals are so much easier to operate... and low on mileage too
on May 05, 2005

Luckily, I know quite a bit about cars.  So, when I call my hubby about a car, there is *really* something wrong.  Of course.......I really can't think of a time that I did that.....

I do see that need happening in the future.  I'm going to get my Karmann Ghia on the road, and those crazy air cooled engines are completely alien to me.  I guess I better rip it apart myself and put it back together so that I understand the thing, huh?  LOL

How's the new car?

on May 05, 2005
1 by Sugar High Elf
Wednesday, May 04, 2005


couldn't get my car to start or the wheel to turn. I had no idea what was wrong with my car. Did I call my bf? Nope, he knows less about cars than I do. I called my daddy. I didn't know steering wheels locked up. I didn't see it as my fault, but he laughed at me anyway.


it really was sweet SHE, my lady sometimes gets so overwhelmed from her job, her brain shuts down, she has a very highpowered job, and I did not torture her at all, I made her a nice dinner and bathed her, then made her a hot cup of tea and put her to bed.
on May 05, 2005
2 by Manopeace
Thursday, May 05, 2005


camals are so much easier to operate... and low on mileage to


they are, but all that spitting, and besides we live in an adult community only 2 pets allowed and we already have 2 cats. heh heh heh
on May 05, 2005

I'm going to get my Karmann Ghia on the road, and those crazy air cooled engines are completely alien to me.

They are like tinker toys.  Easy to take apart and easy to put back together.  I miss my old bug.

on May 05, 2005

women, got to love em, can't live with em, can't deep freeze em .. "

Women, cant live with em, cant live without em.

on May 05, 2005
3 by KarmaGirl
Thursday, May 05, 2005


Luckily, I know quite a bit about cars. So, when I call my hubby about a car, there is *really* something wrong. Of course.......I really can't think of a time that I did that.....
I do see that need happening in the future. I'm going to get my Karmann Ghia on the road, and those crazy air cooled engines are completely alien to me. I guess I better rip it apart myself and put it back together so that I understand the thing, huh? LOL
How's the new car?


she loves car karma, right now averaging about 42 mpg, but engine still needs to break in, and she needs to learn how to get the most out of the electric part, time will tell more.
on May 05, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005I'm going to get my Karmann Ghia on the road, and those crazy air cooled engines are completely alien to me. They are like tinker toys. Easy to take apart and easy to put back together. I miss my old bug.


I has the requisite love bug back in the day.. I do NOT miss it. lol
on May 05, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005women, got to love em, can't live with em, can't deep freeze em .. "Women, cant live with em, cant live without em.


I left out this after can't deep freeze em, "till your ready for sex" heh heh
on May 05, 2005

I has the requisite love bug back in the day.. I do NOT miss it. lol

Mine had a Sun Roof!  A 66 VW Beetle that would go anywhere and drive through anything!

on May 05, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005I has the requisite love bug back in the day.. I do NOT miss it. lolMine had a Sun Roof! A 66 VW Beetle that would go anywhere and drive through


I had mine when I still lived in cold country, damn thing never heated up properly.
on May 05, 2005

I had mine when I still lived in cold country, damn thing never heated up properly.

Good for snuggling too!

on May 05, 2005
Ha, ha, you're not going to let her forget it too I bet!
on May 05, 2005
#14 by foreverserenity
Thursday, May 05, 2005


Ha, ha, you're not going to let her forget it too I bet!


naw she is a sensative soul and I will not torture her, {ok maybe a little} heh heh heh
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