While trying to beat a drug test, God displays his sense of the absurd....
This makes you wonder exactly how stupid are some people?
Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, plead guilty to microwaving a plastic penis, to pass a drug test for a job., and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.
Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.
The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.
The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police. He should have called the enquirer and made a buck first.
Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."
I can just hear the yard chatter now, "what you in for" "oh robbery" how about you? "I stole some moeny from my job" and what did you do? " I microwaved a plastic penis and got caught" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TRUTH truly is much stranger that fiction.