Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair. Truly this is a case of cumming while he was going.

Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A. The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. The man has asked Guinness to measure the distance and see if he could be considered for a height and distance record for ejaculation while flying at over seven miles high!

Dozier claims that when she asked the flight attendants for help, and requested the man be removed and taken back to his assigned seat, the staff did nothing. The least the staff could have done was offer the man in question some privacy while he was getting busy.

American Airlines officials maintain that appropriate action was taken and the man was arrested when the plane landed.

The man managed to slip his handcuff using extra sperm he has hidden in his handkerchief when no one was looking.

This is a true story BTW, the nonsense has been added for your and my enjoyment.