Just a few minutes ago I got back from our local gas station. After I finished filling up, I pulled my car out to go get my change, I parked at the side of the gas station where there are five parking spots.

When I finished getting my change I came out and here is this piece of crap pick-up truck parked right behind me and four empty spots to my right, I went back into the gas station which is kind of like a general store too and hollered out "does anyone own a white pick-up?" this redneck slow witted needed a shave six days ago answered " I do what about it" with a nasty edge to his voice. I said " you are blocking me in" "I cannot get out" he said " I am shopping for stuff" "you will have to wait".

At this point I said "WHAT?" "man get out there and move your truck there are four empty spots you had no reason to block my car"He just went back to shopping, so now I lost it {tip of hat to Mason} and said "well it looks like we will both be here for a while" he asked "why" I said "I am going to cut your tires" {I don't carry a knife}. well he dropped his shopping basket and came at me, I just stood there and got this big smile on my face, I think when he saw the big smile he understood things might not be as they appeared, so he moved his truck grumbling about how lucky I was he dint kick my ass.

Gratefully he did not understand how close he came to getting his pride wounded and getting his ass kicked by a old man.